Domokun In Action!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Tittle said What The Fuck not shit like World Taekwondo Federation whatsoever. Anyway my point is today, that my parents are ranting over me being a lazy ass not learning back taekwondo. So what, what if I'm already a pome belt. Black and red, nice colors and yet I've regretted that I'd fuckin wasted my time learning this shitty style. Tkd is all about kicking, nothing much out of it...basic kicking if you asked me. Besides, pretty much every other style out there teaches how to kick. And in a real life situation, when tkd is not a sport, but supposed to be you ass saver, I'd doubt you can even do any shit on people with knives.

I mean, srsly...They never fuckin teached me anything about grappling or disarming techniques...what bullshit. Now my dad cant sleep when he's outstation and my mom thinks im a psychopath, owh please. Get a life. Stop giving me bullshit about tkd being good and all, I've done some research, and tkd is apparently one of the most PHAIL martial arts ever. The only moves worth learning was the back kick and side kicks. Cuz they generate a shit load of force and yet their risky to execute, especially if you got some fucker holding a parang ready to chop you.

In a real life situation, the most important thing to learn is how to grapple, and disarm. Strength is just a secondary factor because grappling is all about the understanding of the body's anatomy and leverage. Know that, you can break peoples hands without exerting much force at all.

And the thing I hate about the most in tkd is this...I ripped it from a martial arts encyclopedia. Credits to Bullshido.org(I know it sounds weird lmao)

Poomsae

Forms, or poomsae in the Korean language, are a series of defending and attacking movements performed against imaginary opponents in a set pattern. Through the practice of forms, students come to learn the applications of various techniques of Taekwondo. Forms serve a multi-dimensional role, aiding in development and refinement of coordination, balance, timing, breath control and rhythm, all of which are essential skills to the Taekwondo student.

Regardless of whether it is being viewed as a sport or martial art, that was one of the lamest shits tkd ever offers. I highlighted the words imaginary opponents and set pattern just so you make sure what I mean. Anyone who thinks logically will understand that A SET PATTERN IS FAIL AGAISNT HUMANS. And no doubt that IMAGINARY OPPONENTS IS UB3R PH41L BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST AND THEREFORE DONT ATTACK YOU.

The training sucks too. We do warm ups, then abit of basics(blocking, punches and kicking), some lame horse-stance shit, some counter-attack lessons(which phail) and then some sparring(the good part). But we generally repeat this process no matter what rank we are and by the way, i forgot to add in that we still need to do those Poomsae shit I've mentioned above. If the kicks from sparring mates wont kill me, the routine will.

Likewise, it's also good to practice a different martial art rather than only being a master in one. Generally speaking, we cant have all brawns and no brains here. I've suggested to my parents that I'd prefer practicing karate(for fun, and I've never tried it before) but they fucking think its useless and they cant find a karate class close enough to home. What noobs!! Also, alot of people voted that Tkd is phail in real life situations. As a sport, it phails pretty much the same rate as well. Gawd, someone please reccomend me something that offers grappling and disarming lessons.

Anyway, thanks for reading all this rant. I know, I know...its kinda pointless but it kills time too. Look, if you want me to go back for tkd, NEVER is my answer. I have fucking alot of reasons why I would NEVER practice this piece a shit. And how far will my determination go? Try me, I'll even stab myself if I have to.

posted @ 7:51 PM