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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Why should we protest against George W. Bush

Yea, like the title said we are here today to ask ourselves. Why protest him?? Because he slaughters Iraqians? Hes a racist? No...heres a picture to describe why. As people always say, pictures are worth a thousand words.

Yep, like the sign hes holding says, if u ever vote for Bush, Jesus will mercilessly kill another kitten. I dunno bout Buddha or Kuan Yin though....SO PLEASE, EVEN IF YOU DONT CARE BOUT THE WAR, THE IRAQIANS, THE PEOPLE SUFFERING OVER THIS, BUSH OR EVEN MOTHER NATURE. CARE ABOUT THE KITTENS!!! THEY HAVE A FUTURE YOU KNOW!!! And....their so cute >< So please, next time you see Bush, say fuck you for killing iraqians and kittens.

posted @ 7:02 AM

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Update.......wtf?

..............Haikal(a friend of mine who likes girls with high socks) wanted to me update the blog. So, i update it =='ll apparently i have no idea why otakus(manga and anime freaks) get turned on by high socks, but Im definitely immune to it.

posted @ 5:31 AM

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Condoms......?

LoLs~ I had nothing much to think about for todays post, so i decided it would be condoms~~Gals and boys hu wanna learn more about how to have safe sex before your dad kills you~COM N JOIN THE LESSON!!!!

Condoms were invented by d egyptians, reli!! No joke man(or woman)!!Heres a pic of it. Its said to be unknown why but they say they use it for rituals...sex orgy? Lets get bak on topic =='ll

As for ur modern day rubber flabby condoms, they were invented by Julius Fromm...A jew... Regardless whatsoever, a condoms efficiency in preventing pregnancy is approximately 98% and prevents STDs like AIDS and such at 70-85%...IF...used correctly =='ll but actually, 3 times out of about 288 times of unprotected sex causes pregnancy...but its best u follow my advice before you hit the jackpot =='ll

How to use a condom??? Somehow some retards think that u juz nid to unfold the dam thing and place it on ur shotgun. NONONONO, it aint as simple as that my friend...Ok heres d steps:

Do a little rehearsal before "show time", just so that you can feel confident that you know what you are doing (and to make sure you got the right size).
Put it on, either by urself or ur partner(duh)
Pinch the little tip of the condom. That's the sperm reservoir and it won't work to catch your sperms very well if it is full of air. Pinching the tip while you put on the condom will help keep the reservoir empty for your sperms
You want to know before you get it on your cock so that you don't get pre-cum on the condom and then have to flip it over
So what u can do is: When holding it by the tip, roll it down a tiny bit to make sure the roll is on the outside (you'll know because it will be easy to roll down)Then you pop the condom over the head of your erect cock

This is the rite way to use male condoms~~don haf the info for female tho =='ll, anyway lets move on~~to condom storage~~

How should I store/carry around my condoms?

1. Not in your pants pocket.
2. Not at the bottom of your purse.

These are both places where your precious condoms are in danger of being bent, poked, or otherwise damaged. Ideally, the best place to store your condoms is safe and dry in their box on a shelf or in a drawer. However, it is always a good idea to have a condom on your person, because you never know what might happen (especially on bar night!). You can safely carry condoms in a smaller reinforced section of a bag or purse (just don't leave your change in there with them) or in a jacket lining pocket. You could also check out getting some of those condoms that come in travel safe containers.

Remember to check your condoms every once in a while to make sure the package is intact and that it hasn't expired. Always throw out condoms, regardless of expiration date, if they seem dry, brittle, discolored, or smell funny (or at least funnier than usual). Also, never use condoms with petroleum based lubricants (like Vaseline or baby oil) because these will cause the latex condom to rot. Heres a "nice" example lols

What can you do to prevent your precious little shaft cover from bursting?

Now this is a situation where size really does matter; it’s very

important to make sure that you have the right size condom! A condom that fits too tightly, besides being uncomfortable, is more likely to break and a condom that is too big could slip off!

An important tip for when you are putting on a condom is to make sure you leave a little “wiggle room” at the tip; just hold the semen reservoir as you unroll the condom down the shaft to make sure that it doesn’t get pulled tight over the tip.

Also stay far far away from any petroleum based lubricants. Besides causing all sorts of problems for a female partner, petroleum based lubricants also have a nasty habit of making the latex rot fall apart. But, do make sure that you use a lot of water based lube, especially in orifices that don’t produce their own lubrication (such as the anus), this will be more comfortable and will also help keep the condom from breaking.
And a final tip: like my Dad always told me, when in doubt, do like they do at the grocery store – Double Bag it.
[note: do not actually attempt to use 2 condoms at once, the friction between the two condoms can increase the risk of breakage.

Hmm...thats pretty much all I can find on condoms really =='ll and that shud b enuf, Im off to bath now...happy having sex and credits for the info goes to the author The S Spot(a blog for sex questions), Shay for this info i scooped up :D

posted @ 1:41 AM

Monday, October 15, 2007

Finaly, 1st topic, nerds...

You know, there are things that people take for granted. For example, your maid, your football, your porn collection, you bathroom and so on and so forth. But there is something that too many people are taking it for granted and yet dont realize it. Its...nerds.

So, why nerds? Heres a quick definition of nerds according to 1 of my dictionaries: Unstylish or socially inept person; esp : one slavishly devoted to intellectual pursuits. So guys and gals from DJ, i noe we all call Diong a nerd and such but from now on he shud be called a freak cuz he aint devoted to intellectual pursuits.

Why shud we appreciate people hu have bracers, high pants, freki hairdos and spend alot of time infront of their com monitors? Heres y. I found an article regarding nerds on my game magazine dated 2 years ago...

"I would like to protest the prosecution of nerds. People dislike, hate, even despise nerds. What i really dont understand is why people say, and i quote someone from my highschool, "Nerds SUCK!" Then he went straight to 1 of the school computers and sent an e-mail to his girlfriend. Who invented the computer? Nerds. Who invented e-mail? Nerds. Who makes sure the servers are running, keeps packet data uncorrupted, and removes bugs from almost anywhere in a program? Nerds! I find this behavior appealing. Why tread on nerds when they are the very stone the entire computer and gaming industry is based on?"

As you can read, nerds like Bill Gates were the 1 hu made our lives comfortable with inventing computers. Without him, you wont be able to find free porn sites, you wont be able to see your girlfriends face online with webcams. And most importantly, YOU WONT HAVE DOTA.

So, realize the importance of nerds in our modern day society. They keep the gaming industry running and they are the 1s hu invented games like Counter Strike and Final Fantasy. So from now on, remember, even tho if u wont wanna befriend a fucktard looking nerd, smile at him. Cuz hu noes, like NatGeo always has this slogan "dont laugh at the nerds, you'll end up working for 1".

Ahh, btw my last words...to all i noe from SMKDJ, Diong is NT a friggin nerd!!!!!HE IS A FREAK!!!!

posted @ 8:14 AM

Editing me blog...

Its been a day or two since i made this blog and now its redi to go...I got a header pic, a counter and a cbox up ^^ there would be more coming up in the future i guess >_> bot for now i'll go make a post =='ll

posted @ 6:53 AM

Sunday, October 14, 2007

NO NAMA PUNYA BLOG GRAND OPENING

Hmm.....I think some of u here alredi noe hu am i, see my name also noe d ya? Anyway, this blog is made out of boredom since my holidays i will have nth to do, hope to make this a blog a nice 1 ya? Teach me i dunno how to do ler ^^

posted @ 7:36 AM