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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Condoms......?
LoLs~ I had nothing much to think about for todays post, so i decided it would be condoms~~Gals and boys hu wanna learn more about how to have safe sex before your dad kills you~COM N JOIN THE LESSON!!!!

Condoms were invented by d egyptians, reli!! No joke man(or woman)!!Heres a pic of it. Its said to be unknown why but they say they use it for rituals...sex orgy? Lets get bak on topic =='ll








As for ur modern day rubber flabby condoms, they were invented by Julius Fromm...A jew... Regardless whatsoever, a condoms efficiency in preventing pregnancy is approximately 98% and prevents STDs like AIDS and such at 70-85%...IF...used correctly =='ll but actually, 3 times out of about 288 times of unprotected sex causes pregnancy...but its best u follow my advice before you hit the jackpot =='ll

How to use a condom??? Somehow some retards think that u juz nid to unfold the dam thing and place it on ur shotgun. NONONONO, it aint as simple as that my friend...Ok heres d steps:

  1. Do a little rehearsal before "show time", just so that you can feel confident that you know what you are doing (and to make sure you got the right size).
  2. Put it on, either by urself or ur partner(duh)
  3. Pinch the little tip of the condom. That's the sperm reservoir and it won't work to catch your sperms very well if it is full of air. Pinching the tip while you put on the condom will help keep the reservoir empty for your sperms
  4. You want to know before you get it on your cock so that you don't get pre-cum on the condom and then have to flip it over
  5. So what u can do is: When holding it by the tip, roll it down a tiny bit to make sure the roll is on the outside (you'll know because it will be easy to roll down)Then you pop the condom over the head of your erect cock
This is the rite way to use male condoms~~don haf the info for female tho =='ll, anyway lets move on~~to condom storage~~

How should I store/carry around my condoms?

1. Not in your pants pocket.
2. Not at the bottom of your purse.

These are both places where your precious condoms are in danger of being bent, poked, or otherwise damaged. Ideally, the best place to store your condoms is safe and dry in their box on a shelf or in a drawer. However, it is always a good idea to have a condom on your person, because you never know what might happen (especially on bar night!). You can safely carry condoms in a smaller reinforced section of a bag or purse (just don't leave your change in there with them) or in a jacket lining pocket. You could also check out getting some of those condoms that come in travel safe containers.

Remember to check your condoms every once in a while to make sure the package is intact and that it hasn't expired. Always throw out condoms, regardless of expiration date, if they seem dry, brittle, discolored, or smell funny (or at least funnier than usual). Also, never use condoms with petroleum based lubricants (like Vaseline or baby oil) because these will cause the latex condom to rot. Heres a "nice" example lols









What can you do to prevent your precious little shaft cover from bursting?

Now this is a situation where size really does matter; it’s very important to make sure that you have the right size condom! A condom that fits too tightly, besides being uncomfortable, is more likely to break and a condom that is too big could slip off!

An important tip for when you are putting on a condom is to make sure you leave a little “wiggle room” at the tip; just hold the semen reservoir as you unroll the condom down the shaft to make sure that it doesn’t get pulled tight over the tip.

Also stay far far away from any petroleum based lubricants. Besides causing all sorts of problems for a female partner, petroleum based lubricants also have a nasty habit of making the latex rot fall apart. But, do make sure that you use a lot of water based lube, especially in orifices that don’t produce their own lubrication (such as the anus), this will be more comfortable and will also help keep the condom from breaking.
And a final tip: like my Dad always told me, when in doubt, do like they do at the grocery store – Double Bag it.
[note: do not actually attempt to use 2 condoms at once, the friction between the two condoms can increase the risk of breakage.

Hmm...thats pretty much all I can find on condoms really =='ll and that shud b enuf, Im off to bath now...happy having sex and credits for the info goes to the author The S Spot(a blog for sex questions), Shay for this info i scooped up :D




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