Tuesday, November 6, 2007
HOLY SHIT!! DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT......I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE HEADMASTER OF HOGWARTS, DUMBLEDORE(HIS ACTOR OF COURSE) IS A GAY!!! *ahem ahem* *coughs* Ok well, we do know he is a gay now, but wheres the proof?? I'll show you. One of the movies showed Dumbledore in his office.
Check out the rainbow flag...Flashy...and take a look at the magazine he's holding......Unless your blind or supremely blur, anyone can tell that the magazine is a gay magazine.
Then there was this scene in the movie where he was involved with this group called Dumbledore's Army. The movie led you to believe that Dumbledore's Army was a bunch of student rebels headed by Harry Potter. But no, Dumbledore's Army is the name for an all-male strippers group. In his spare time, Dumbledore was a part of that group when he wasn't busy being the greatest wizard of all time.
...This picture already left me speechless....or rather laughing b4 i realized it was so god damn wrong. And if that's not convincing enough, Dumbledore had even released an album a long time ago.
But not just any album.
Dumbasshole(my nickname for Dumbledore as it appears easier for me to type it) appeared to get the inspiration from a japanese called "Hard Gay".
This is really shitty man......This little pic here nearly got me puking. IF THIS IS NOT CONVINCING ENOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS OR THE FACT IS THAT YOUR ALSO GAY!!!! Oh, and by the way special thanks to Shiyooru(a maple friend) for giving me the link to the author of the original post from another site. Credits goes to the author of kennysia.com, which sorry i cudnt get your name. Really really sorry.
ON A SIDE NOTE, THESE PICS MIGHT HAVE BEEN EDITED. YES I KNOW, ITS UP TO U TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT. IM JUST UPDATING MY BLOG. THATS MY JOB YA KNOW.
posted @ 6:10 AM
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Noob or Newb??
At almost any time at all, we seem to misuse this common phrase in online games and real life. I've always called my fat ass friend a noob in DoTA, but now i realized my mistakes. But seriously, although he did abit of improvement to actually NOT ks us that much, as usual....he isn't fullfiling his role in DoTA. And since cause of that, we had to scold him. Again. I'm on a dilemma whether to call him noob/newb/fucker or sohai.
Im gonna talk bout the definitions of noob and newb. And their origins of course. Noob was invented after Newb. Newbie was used in the U.S. troops in the Vietnam War as a slang term for a new man in a unit. Although im very sorry and disappointed myself that i cant find the creator of the word noob.
Newb means a person who has just joined an online game or a group of some sort. Basicly newcomers/freshmen. They should be treated with kind response to their questions and actions because they dont know much about the game. You, whether you had played any online games before, should understand, NOBODY IS PRO FROM THE START. THEY WERE ALL NEWBS!!!
Whereas noob means a person who HAS played the game before, he has knowledge of the game but has no manners. A rude, selfish person. A noob is someone that acts in offensive ways to other users or people that surround them and refuse to go away, or stay by any other methods for the sole purpose of annoying others(THIS IS VERY UNTRUE BECAUSE IN DOTA, LEAVERS ARE NOOBS). The word noob can also mean in an online game someone who did something stupid, or asked an obvious question. For example, if someone asks a question answered in the FAQ or is common knowledge, others will call that person a noob.
We always hide our identity in online games, to avoid anyone from knowing we're pro, we always put names like ImaN00BIE/MeNoob/StupidNoob/Noobfocker and all that. These names usually prove that these people have knowledge of the game, but sometimes their name would mean what it says >_> so please consider what your name before using it =='ll.Yeah, my friends favorite line before a DoTA game starts is saying IMAN00BIE!!DUN BULLY PLZ!! =='ll. But hes god damn pro =='ll
Please dont misuse the above words again, the both seem similar but their very different. And for those lazy asses who didn't bother to read this post despite the fact i had fixed my english, here a webcomic i scooped up for the definition of noob and newb. And to all from SMKDJ who are form 3, Diong =N00B. I would puke calling him newb. Darn the webcomics too big so CLICK ON THIS LINK. Its a webcomic, no virus or pun intended.
posted @ 7:56 AM